Astro Naughty – NASA Astronaut charged with attempted murder

NASA astronaut Lisa ‘Robochick’ Nowak proves that even robots can experience “love malfunctions” as she drives cross-country to confront her ‘love rival’, a woman she believed was romantically involved with William ‘Billy O’ Oefelein (astronauts, like Top Gun Academy pilots, all have groovy nicknames, apparently…). Nowak ends up charged with attempted murder based on the kidnap kit in her car. And it gets weirder. AP story here. Parody analysis below.

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